[insert rob breszny platitude here] [you know the drill]
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
- First of all, my friend, you don't need any second-hand anything, let alone second-hand love.
- Second of all, dearest, you are hereby ordered not to hang around any third-rate situations where you feel like a fifth wheel. You understand?
- Thirdly, wonderful one, keep in mind that any eight ball you may fantasize that you're behind is just a figment of your own delusions.
- Fourthly, lover, I assure you that your sixth sense can now lead you -- if you cleanse it of its excess superstition -- to a place that is, if you have a good imagination, a suburb of the seventh heaven.
2 comments:
Yeah. Rob Brezny is pretty much my hero. Cute pics of the precious baby, by the way!
I LOVED this. I read it on the beach at Lake Michigan and made absolutely certain I brought the hard copy home with me.....and I thought of you....and I was without computer. SO glad to see it here. <3
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