Tuesday, August 04, 2009

[insert rob breszny platitude here] [you know the drill]

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
  • First of all, my friend, you don't need any second-hand anything, let alone second-hand love.
  • Second of all, dearest, you are hereby ordered not to hang around any third-rate situations where you feel like a fifth wheel. You understand?
  • Thirdly, wonderful one, keep in mind that any eight ball you may fantasize that you're behind is just a figment of your own delusions.
  • Fourthly, lover, I assure you that your sixth sense can now lead you -- if you cleanse it of its excess superstition -- to a place that is, if you have a good imagination, a suburb of the seventh heaven.


totegirl said...

Yeah. Rob Brezny is pretty much my hero. Cute pics of the precious baby, by the way!

Anonymous said...

I LOVED this. I read it on the beach at Lake Michigan and made absolutely certain I brought the hard copy home with me.....and I thought of you....and I was without computer. SO glad to see it here. <3