ryan: i have five fans at home.
marya: you should bring one to work; it could be your travel fan.
ryan: i thought you were my travel fan.
marya: i am. i am.
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professionalism, at its highest form...
tiss: what should the rejection message say?
mar: "big fat loser?"
tiss: "um, i have to take a shower on friday?" that's just like saying i'm planning on having a headache.
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mar: wait, was it a butt load or a shit load?
kevin: i don't use "shit load." i simply shorten it to "shload." it works, but you see "bload" doesn't.
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dan to mark: don't touch me; i'm sterile.
everyone else: scratches head.
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