on why i love mark morford, part III

"It will be just the second time Crayola has retired colors; the crayon maker discontinued eight colors in 1990, including more controversial colors such as "Putrid Suicide Green," "Bullet Wound Purple," "Ultraconservative Kentucky Homophobe Pink," "Inbred Hillbillie Piss Yellow," "East Texan Meat-Gut Morbidly Obese Varicose Vein Blue," "Gushing Painful Totally Bitchy Don't You Freakin' Touch Me You Freakin' Jerk Menstrual Period Fusia," and "Tongue."
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