Shrill Political Pie

1 cup attachment
1 cup taking things personal
3/4 cup not listening (sifted) (if using fresh, substitue 4 fresh ears)
1 tablespoon fear
1 tsp arrogance
assorted neuroticism (to taste)

preparation
in a small bowl, chill the fear in the refrigerator for one hour. if you are preparing the dish for the next day, it is fine to let this sit for 24 hours.

in a large bowl, mix the attachment with the personal. fold in the not listening. beat for four minutes.

take the fear out of the refrigerator and immediately add the arrogance. pour the mixture into the larger bowl and mix on high for two minutes.

when the ingredients become frothy add the assorted neurotism to taste.

serves the whole world.

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