my friend miss bethie k. and the telemarketer...
Beth: Hello?
Him: Is this...um...Mrs....K******r?
Beth: [assuming he means her mom] She's not available.
Him: Oh...I can call back tomorrow...
Beth: What's this in regard to?
Him: Um...uh...mortgage?
Beth: Oh, yeah, you should probably take us off your list.
Him: [whining] You're so mean!!
Beth: [chuckle] Yeah, we get a lot of calls like this. [beat] Thank you.
Him: [starting to cry?!] You're welcome.
Beth: Uh...bye...
Him: [still crying?!?!] Bye...
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