overheard

timo: i'm not good with context.
emdot: you're all out of context?
timo: exactly.

emdot: t. s. mcclellan, i like it.
timo: too bad my last name's not eliot.
emdot: why, so people would confuse you with a dead guy?
timo: i guess it's better than being mistaken for ulysses s. grant.
emdot: especially since you live in the south.