dan is the coolestMaybe you have to be a slo-local to fully appreciate this. There is this old guy with superduper jet black dyed hair that is always downtown with his "you are all going to hell in a handbasket cuz god is an angry god" and blah blah blah. And his sign is all caps with lots and lots of text.
I think I choose the bike dealie. ;) Two wheels to heaven, please. ;)