overheards: 3/15/02

chester came in today, after a week off with a new baby.
marya (about the baby): he's a little pisces!
chester: a little peices?
marya: feces!
chester: yes he's a little shit


marya calls rem:
marya: how do you spell feces?
rem: feces?
marya: feces.
rem: i dunno. i'd have to spell it out
marya: is it f-e-c-e-s?
rem: i dunno. i can't spell in the air. my siblings used to do that when i was little so i wouldn't know what they were saying.