the sharing of the utopian cookie

utopia bakery is my favorite place on earth these days. more than big sur or yosemite or [fill in the name of your favorite place]. they have these cookies that are the most amazing things. you think they are going to taste one way, but they totally taste another. you think they are going to be a little crunchy. and instead they slowly melt in your mouth and kind of dissolve/explode in a very nice enjoyable flavor.

today i bought twelve of them and handed them out at work.

mark: what are these called?
marya: sex cookie.
stu: hey, that's what i call my wife.
ben: hey, that's too much information.