Monday, May 06, 2002

happiness is a warm teaspoon of codeine with cough syrup

marya's get-afternoon-energy-while-sick recipe

2 t guiatuss ac syrup
2 tablets dayquill
1 glass water
1 homemade chocolate chip cookie
halls defense throat lozenges (too taste)

add guiatuss to body orally with teaspoon. put dayquill tablets in mouth, add 1/4 water and mix by swallowing. take a few minutes to disolve a throat lozenge in your mouth. have co-worker offer you homemade chocolate chip cookie, but wait to eat it until you have another throat lozenge. drink 1/4 water. eat cookie. profess the deliciousness of said cookie to co-worker. drink 1/4 water. have a few more throat lozenges. drink the remaining water.

optional: ask for another cookie.

after 30 minutes, check spirits. you should find yourself to have more energy than you did in the morning. if not, consider napping and recheck in 30 minutes.

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