now that i am almost all better (day 16 and counting), i have the smarts to start taking vitamins. and now that i am getting better and i can see quite clearly that people are dropping like flies at the office, i have started to push the vitamins on my coworkers. specifically i am handing out doses of wellness formula (1 if you are feeling well; 3 if you are feeling a little peculiar) and hi potency b-stress. i went to everyone's desk. i told them that all the cool kids were taking them. i promised them excellent results. i know they'll be coming back for more.
btw, first symptom of getting this ailment is that you automatically lose 30 iq points. now, for some of you this is going to be particularly uncomfortable. you know who you are (tho you might not once you lose those precious 30).
currently listening to old zap mama, seven.
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