advice

my friend stephen sent me a list of pics, via ofoto. taken a while back, some halloween, some from tom's birthday a couple of weeks ago, there was one picture of s. that was just nice. and i told him, nice pic. show that to all girls you may be interested in. very hot. and he wrote back and said, really? i don't really see that. and i wrote back and said,

"really? you didn't think the blue shirt picture was hot? seriously. put that in your wallet. bring it out. show it off. make it a permanent attachment file for all email going to the double-x chromosome types. i like the twinkly eyes and the sexy necklace. also, could be used as trump card in the middle of a fight. you could pull it out and go "see? remember?" and then said mad girl will melt like butter and everything will be better in the world."

damn. i should start my own love advice column. i'd do it. i would. but then they (the ubiquitous they) would say, what are your credentials? and then i'd be, oh, yeah. that's right. never mind.