Friday, August 15, 2003

pirate zen master

the new creation of marya and craig

pirate zen master koan one: wherever you go, there you argh!

pirate zen master koan two: what is the sound of one hand clapping?

overheard

marya: did he just say "female ghetto" again?
mark: no i did not. it's no longer the female ghetto. ben's back.
marya: oh, are you "gent"rifying the neighborhood?

minutes later i repeat this story...

mark: it wasn't funny the first time.

:)

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