overheard

the phone rang and i answered it like this:

m.: i knew it was you.
t.: how did you know it was me?
m.: i just knew.
t.: you have caller id.
m.: i do, but i knew before i checked.
t.: how could you know?
m.: because i am intuitive and incredibly smart.
t.: well. shoot. both those things are very true.

i love agreeable people.