overheard: on the phone with mcl

mcl: i have a crush on my physical therapist.
mar: is she gay?
mcl: she's a he and no he's not gay. [sighs] you know how i am about beautiful boys.
mar: yes i do, and all of us hetero girls hate you for it.
mcl: but i can't get it up for boys.
mar: as a girl i don't think you are required to.

regarding inga swearingen coming to live oak and wondering if mcl knew of her
mcl: omigod! i heard her! wasn't she on that radio show with that guy that creeps me out?
mar: garrison keillor?
mcl: that's the one!