liberating the asterisks

you know what cracks me up about people not typing out the real cuss
words? they aren't "protecting" us from the bad words. we still read them as cuss words in our heads.

don't believe me? read this to yourself: f*ck. want anther one? try this: sh!t.

so for all ye asterisking-to-mask the fuck and all ye
exclamation-pointing-to-hide the shit -- what do you think we are
reading in our heads?

silly tryers-to-not-cuss-and-offend. be strong! let your inner-sailor's voice out. let it be free. and let the asterisks get back to doing the work they were meant for: decorating the small print.

sincerely,

the motherfucking queen of all this shit