part dooce
damn damn damn that dooce. latest equals how to induce labor once one is overdue. one being herself. do not read this with any liquid in your mouth. says she:
"I can hardly imagine doing anything for three whole hours. I did see that three-hour plus movie about the hobbit people, and I must admit that Gollum was just so cute that I wanted to take him home, slap a diaper on his butt, and dress him in itty-bitty pink onesies, but I wouldn’t describe that experience as watching a movie for three hours. I’d describe it as more of a three-hour countdown until I could pee again."
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