overheard

poker between reality tv (ohmigod, what have i become). this equals a couple extra glasses of wine (cuz i was LOSING) and rants at the tv while we watched which guys the average biatch was sending h-o-m-e.

mar: i lost AGAIN.
bret: you have a pair of aces!
mar: OH!

bret: read 'em and weep (shows a straight).
kristin: i don't know what i've got... (shows flush).

welcome to the way we islay street girlies play poker.

mar: he looks like avril lavigne. hey, he's avril joe!

ave. joe minus five (who was very heavy): either i need to find someone who likes me for the way i am, or i need to lose some weight.
mar: why not both?

kristin: you don't want to call me KB, Dan?
dan: yer not my KB.

(that's an inside joke, yet i put in it anyway).