Sunday, July 25, 2004

overheard

(I've been writing copy for plastic surgery web sites).

Emdot: (Incredulously) I bet I've looked at 300 breasts for this project. Maybe 500.
Tom: I've still got you beat. On my computer alone.

Which brings me to my next subject, one of the latest from Merlin at 5ives.com:

Five ways to save our kids from online porn:
1.) Ban homonyms and double entendres
2.) Require all porn sites be written in Esperanto
3.) Teach children that Jesus hates their dirty erections
4.) Nothing kills idle curiosity like chemical mace
5.) Trade family’s PC for equivalent value in strident religious tracts

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