dear kristin, i have bad newsI didn't get my hair cut.
So now I will be going to Disneyland with not cute hair and my not cute hair will be in all of your bachelorette photos for the rest of your married eternity. Maybe I will wear a hat. And when I think of it, Disneyland is the perfect place for hats. And I do love the hats. So perhaps I will pretend that my hair does not suck and wear a hat. And later, in eternity, when people look back at your fun bachelorette photos they will say "oh and look at Marya with the cute hat." And only you and I will know the real truth.