overheard

spur of the moment breakfast with wyeth, tom, bret and little KB. wyeth spent all of 2003 in australia doing a yoga intensive with his fiancee trina. of course our conversation turned to yoga and upcoming weddings and other fun things. wyeth is the pun king (wy is the guy who came up with Paso-for-Dinner).

wyeth: ...and your psoas muscles...
bret: so' ass?
wyeth: well, they're all so' ass muscles after a while.

mar: i'm officiating wally's wedding in june.
bret: are you bringing your whistle?
mar: yeah! offsides!
bret: illegal touching!

(sidenote: bret's dad is in the umpire hall of fame!)