overheard
phone conference arrangements

tr: Let me know how late you will be available to do the threesome phone
call? I'm hoping it won't it be too long from now. Please wear sexy lingerie or nothing.

i'm doing a volunteer project with a friend. these are the type of email i get, checking my availability for a conference call (two of us dialing in from our separate home offices). i laugh and then i laugh at my laughing. cuz this would so not fly in a real situation. and then you gotta wonder what is real and what is not?